"the skinniest dog i ever seen is the one on the side of the greyhound buses."

"i'm on the pursuit of happiness and i know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold. i'll be find once i get it. i'll be good."

"my photos suck here."

"drinkin' outta bowtie bob, bein' a bitch."

"let me tell you something, my friend. hope is a dangerous thing. hope can drive a man insane."